Peter Revello

Did you know that your belly button is your original mouth? So put a piece of cake in there for old times sake.

All bad dads retire to Florida.

Isn't it sad that construction workers in Manhattan build buildings they won't be allowed in?

Was lucky enough to do this podcast the other day. Below is a sample of a fun episode. Check out @AnxietyNowPod! https://t.co/dP7kObbToB

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On a hot one tonight! https://t.co/NnWUjx5vf0

List of my least favorite people: 1) People who say g's instead of thousands. 2) Men who wear fitted hats into th… https://t.co/GYq79md36C